Thursday, 28 August 2014

Mike Bara in the headlines

Is there any harm at poking fun at the woo-meisters such as Bara, Hoagland et al ? - Nah I didn't think so. Therefore a link shall be provided HERE.

Tuesday, 26 August 2014

Hoagland in the headlines

Poor old Richard. Where is he. Has he been abducted by a remnant of a type II civilisation, flown to Mars and anally probed in front of the face at Cydonia. Is he hiding because of the Jade Rabbit mess. Has he taken cover because he is working on all the promised but as yet undelivered part 2's of what he calls "papers." - Or is he working furiously on his promised 2nd book as a solo author ?

Now that would be something. Especially since Hoagland has a penchant for running with anything "sciency" in the current news. Aggrandising himself and grandstanding until he either gets caught lying like a bastard or something more interesting takes his fancy and off he goes with that.

Hoagland in the news.

Wednesday, 20 August 2014

A list of crimes against science and common sense and the fleecing of the sheeple.

I thought it would be fun to make a small list of the crimes against science the previous blog entry woo-woo dolls have perpetrated. To document all of their claims would require a book-length blog entry.

David Wilcock - Claims mass arrests of illuminati are imminent. Imminent in this charlatan's mind means anything he wants. Claimed we would be ascended in 2012 and become light beings of pure energy. He also claimed similar in 2000. Claims he is the reincarnation of Edgar Cayce. Claims that there is a "jump room" to Mars under secret government control. Claims to channel an alien called Ra. Cried like a little bitch claiming secret government forces would kill him if people didn't go to his website. I shit you not. This clown claimed he needed 500,000 hits on his own website or he would be killed. Unbelievable that people buy into this huckster's bullshit.

Richard C. Hoagland - Claimed Phobos was a spaceship, so was Elenin, so was Hale-Bopp, so were various other celestial objects. Claims NASA murdered the Apollo 1 crew. Claims there are miles high glass domes on the moon, an ancient civilisation on Mars, Obama is the reincarnation of Horus and that we are the descendants of a long lost type II civilisation. Documenting all of the utter batshit crazy shit Hoagland has come up with would also need a book. The face on Mars, his hyperdimensional physics model, his accutron torsion field detector, his ritual alignment model where NASA are sneakily choosing launch times and landing sites due to elevations of special constellations such as Orion. Hoagland is so off his head now he is scraping at anything to keep himself relevant in his mind.

Mike Bara - Homophobic, misogynistic dunce who was once a fawning acolyte of Hoagland. Bara thinks centrifugal force makes you heavier, light from space can reach the bottom of the ocean and reflect back, Mars' eccentricity is measured relative to Earth and that his dead pets write poetry from the grave. Mike also thinks that he once designed jetliners. He was a cad/cam technician in real life.

Steven Greer - Closet homosexual who sells "the truth."  He cannot tell the truth about his own sexuality yet expects people to believe he is channeling aliens and that all aliens are goody two shoes types. He also charges a fortune for his seminars and makes his disciples sign non disclosure agreements. I would guess the NDA's are to stop people outing this scumbag's cheap laser tricks which he claims are UFO's.

Kerry Cassidy - Ego maniac. Batshit crazy. Believes anything and everything she is told no matter how insane the stories are. Believes she is an "indigo child." Also believes she can channel aliens and do remote viewing.

Jordan Maxwell - Fat lying bastard. Claims to have been contacted by aliens. Claims to be an expert in all aspects of the mystery schools. Once was chased by a UFO in the desert.

 David Sereda - Claims to be in contact with people from the Pleiades and sells healing crystals imbued with alien goodness for $445 on his website. Claims that he can communicate with his space pals at millions of times the speed of light. Basically he is a filthy liar.

Aaron McCollum - Kidnapped by the CIA as a child and trained to be a super soldier imbued with dolphin DNA so he can operate under water on water world planets. No I am not making this up.

Duncan O'Finioan - Another super soldier trained from childhood. Also claims to have flown in a TR3B, also known as a black triangle.

Andrew Basiago - Claims as a child he was involved in a DARPA project named project Pegasus. He time traveled to Mars along with a young Barack Obama. I know it's hard to believe but people actually buy into this absolute nutjobs bullshit.


Tuesday, 19 August 2014

Mirror mirror on the wall. Who is the biggest liar of them all.

I've come to believe that the woo crowd is not just filled with delirious morons, but criminals who actively and with explicit malice fleece money from people who should but don't know any better.

Below is a list of  people I suspect of being duplicitous, ego driven and utter liars. In no particular order. Is there anyone missing apart from David Icke that should have made the top ten ?

David Wilcock
Richard C. Hoagland
Mike Bara
Steven Greer
Kerry Cassidy
Jordan Maxwell
David Sereda
Aaron McCollum
Duncan O'Finioan
Andrew Basiago

Friday, 15 August 2014

Are the rats turning on themselves ? - Hoagland and Wilcock attacked.

Are the woo-meisters turning on each other ? - Recently I came across a post entitled "Duncan O'Finioan on Hoagland and Wilcock."  I had been interwebbing for bits and pieces to further discredit the likes of Hoagland, Bara and Wilcock.

I've no idea how old the rant is, but since Awake and Aware 2011 is mentioned we can at least get a ballpark timeframe.

"Make no mistake, this little blog post will make me so many more enemies. Ah ? what the hell. I have more people who are against me than support me ? it just doesn?t really matter. This is my blog post. Not my precious Miranda?s, but mine and mine alone. And I am pissed. I want and need to keep this short. SO ?

Richard C. Hoagland and wife, I am calling your asses out. Along with you, David Wilcock. You two jackwagon asshats have made TONS of money telling the people what they want to hear. Don?t like that? Too damn bad!

Hoagland: I have read everything I can find about the connection you have with ?Mad Martian.? Let me be straight and clear: I DO NOT GIVE A RAT?S ASS ABOUT BUSINESS DEALS. However, IF what is being told is true, that your wife, and by proxy YOU, almost fraudulently had this man committed to a mental hospital, dude, if this is proven to be true ? I hope you both rot in prison.

And oh yes, Richard. I do remember what you are so afraid that I remember. I know thousands saw you lean forward and look at me with fear when I finally got to talk at Awake and Aware 2011. Of course, if that loud-mouthed, ❤❤❤❤ for brains Sean David Morton had not been put in his place, I never would have been able to talk. You know, that doesn?t make me wonder, just why was he running crap out of his mouth so much that night? Seems he would only let you and, uh, NO ONE else speak! Oh, right, except for David Wilcockkksss. As I said, short and to the point.

Because I am flying back to Europe tonight, even farther away from my Girl to fight and argue for the human race, more than I damn well know any of you asshats have ever done. Miranda and I were never supposed to be here ? again! Hell, we hardly had enough time to unpack, and we were sent back here! To fight for jackwagons like you and Wilcock.

Yes, I know, O?Finioan, I hear it all the time. You are full of it. But ? at least *I* have been tested and tried! And by the Gods I am still alive and fighting! I don?t give a damn about being invited to conferences and smiling to bull❤❤❤❤ faces, and there are many MORE internet WARRIORS out there who are total frauds that had better start looking over their shoulders. Because I am breathing down your necks.

Which brings me to YOU David Wil Cock ?You?re next. Pray I die in Europe. Because I am coming after you and hell?s no I ain?t finished with YOU, Hoagland!
Long live Hale Bopp! (sarcasm intended)
Duncan O?Finioan
Loved by few, hated by many."

Next up was a reply from Bill Ryan. Yes the same Bill Ryan that used to hang out with Kerry Mad-Tits Cassidy.

"I'd not have written what Duncan wrote using quite the same words.

But I fully understand where he's coming from, and I fully support him and his courage. He's calling out BS where he sees it.

For many years I, too, chose not say a word against any of my colleagues who I felt were wrong or mistaken. But times are changing: there's been so much nonsense and deception in the latter half of this year, particularly about Elenin et al, that it's no longer okay for people to be misinformed and to sit back and just watch it all play out. We have to take stands sometimes. Way too much is now at stake.

I too would not have Sean David Morton anywhere near any conference which I was hosting; he has no idea how to conduct himself in public any more. I think something went very wrong with Richard Hoagland's judgment this year; and much as I like and respect David Wilcock as a friend, I have problems with some of his material and the style in which he presents it.

Time will tell whether he and Ben Fulford are correct about a number of recent extreme claims: I think they are both mistaken -- let us simply say. David and I disagree strongly about the pedigree of at least one source who reports to him (who is known to myself also: he is an admitted agent and proven liar), and -- as we Englishman say: this is a cricketing analogy -- David may be on a stickier wicket than he believes. If I prove to be wrong, and a number of underground bases really have been destroyed, I will be the first to admit it. But in the meantime, none of this correlates with any information which I understand to be true.

Back to Duncan: what he did not state in his blog is that he also had an attempt on his life the other day, and is under quite some pressure. He and Miranda have been under regular, continual, electronic and psychic attack. Kerry and I received a couple of messages from them both the other day asking us to confirm that we stood with them. We do."

It looks to me like the rats are beginning to devour each other for the last few dollars they can screw from the gullible.

Wednesday, 13 August 2014

Is it over for Hoagland

Ever since Richard C Hoagland disgraced himself in front of his thousands of "Farcebook"  fans with his ridiculous Elenin nonsense. He has been appearing less and less on radio and at conferences. I notice that at the latest Contact in the Desert conference Hoagland was not there, but his small time acolyte Mike Bara was.

Was Hoagland invited, did he refuse to appear, is he pissed off at Mike Bara stealing his "research" and having it published solo. What's going on in woo land. Is "The Big Man" no longer deserving of that title. Is Mike Bara now "The Big Man."  After all Bara has managed to deliver on his promises of new books being published, and has actually managed to get on television albeit in cheap and ridiculous shows that are of the same caliber as "Finding Bigfoot." Bara even managed to get his chubby face on the "Ancient Aliens" TV show. Hoagland was nowhere to be seen.

This is curious. Anyone who knows anything about Hoagland will be very well aware of the fact that there is nothing that Hoagland loves more than the sound of his own voice. He can talk for literally hours during his presentations, but not before the feisty Robin plods through Hoagland's aggrandizing introduction. I'd have thought it would be a little embarrassing by now to keep up with the "Cronkite" association. I do not dispute the assertion that Hoagland worked as a researcher for Cronkite, but this was almost 50 years ago. A huge proportion of Hoagland's audience probably don't even know who Cronkite is. I had to Google him myself.

Below is an excerpt from his long abandoned Facebook page. I am suggesting that this sort of utter rubbish is why Hoagland now finds himself unemployed and marginalised.


This afternoon (US time), Elenin passed closest to the Earth -- at 19:50 GMT (give or take ~30 seconds ...).

People are now asking--

"Well, did ANYTHING happen?"

On this same afternoon, in Washington DC, thousands gathered on the Mall -- including President of the United States of America, Barack Obama -- to celebrate the life and legacy of Martin Luther King, and to dedicate a Memorial to his championing of human rights ... 50 years ago--

The SAME day as Elenin passed by ....

Around the world, HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS gathered in cities, towns and villages across the globe, to protest against the increasing "dehumanization" of the human family by those who are "less than 1% ... but own more than 99% of the riches of the world" -- from London, to New York, to Denver, to San Franciso,(sic) to Tokyo, to Sydney, to Rome ... to Washington DC -- in an UNPRECEDENTED mass global movement ... which BEGAN precisely when Elenin was "19.5 degrees to the Earth/sun line" ... on September 17th, 2011.

And yet ... people are STILL asking, on this "Elenin Afternoon"--

"Did anything remarkable HAPPEN ...?"

Stay tuned. 

Tuesday, 12 August 2014

Hoagland, Rosetta and the missing shoehorn

Hi Richard,

It looks like someone beat you to the bullshit.

I don't like that. When I want to hear about comets being "obviously artificial" I want to hear it from "The Big Man" himself. Not some snotty nosed teenage apprentice.

When will we get the "REAL" story of Rosetta. When will you tell us about it's obvious artificiality and how the real reason for the orbiter and lander is to identify the libraries and technology that are undoubtedly there as they were on Elenin/Ison/etc. Such a pity Elenin disintegrated and Ison turned out just to be a comet.

Have you had any time yet to shoehorn some 19.5's into comet 67P's trajectory, orbital inclination or closest approach to something ?

Better be quick though because you won't be able to say "I predicted that first."

Kindest Regards

Monday, 11 August 2014

Duck theory according to Mike Bara

When is a duck not a duck ? - A duck is not a duck if it only looks like one. We have to see that amusing waddle-walk and hear it quack too. Then it's a duck.

But for Mike Bara it only has to look like a duck. Below you can see a screenshot of Bara eating himself whilst masturbating furiously on Twitter. Sorry If I made you vomit, but looking at how he's been drunkenly spamming commenting on Twitter regarding the NASA team who did some small amount of testing on the Emdrive. Bara obviously feels vindicated in his assertion that there are no laws of physics. "As I said in my 2nd book The Choice." He yelps shrilly and repeatedly.

Mike Bara masturbating furiously whilst eating himself and tweeting.   

Bottom line. They built two models one of which was built not to work. However both displayed the same apparently anomalous behaviour. Now is this a new physics or does there need to be some serious engineering resource thrown at this to establish if it is real or the equipment and/or experiment are set up wrong. Shades of the speedy neutrinos perhaps.

If this turns out to be real I will be one seriously happy puppy. If it turns out to be a mistake I won't be surprised but will be a little disappointed. Mike Bara on the other hand will declare that it has been taken "black." The whole thing does operate but the powers that be are scared so they falsify its results and it will now be fully developed in secret by the secret NASA people who always hide shit from us while they are doing secret stuff. Or it wouldn't be called secret now would it.

Or you could just have a look at this article which explains the entire scenario.


Monday, 4 August 2014

Bara, Gaza, Space Drives and Filthy Lucre.

Hi Mike,

I knew you would wet yourself and run with the "impossible space drive" story.
You are now claiming validation for hyperdimensional physics even though you cannot possibly hope to comprehend the mathematics or physics involved in the NASA experiments.

Interesting that you haven't been crowing about this for years Mike. Why are you suddenly tweeting like a drunk. I mean the technology isn't just out of the bag. It's been in development and testing for years.

If you understood it or do understand it, why not call up NASA, tell them how and why this experiment appears to work. Then simply swagger up and claim your Nobel prize.

I notice tricky Dicky is staying silent on this one for now. Perhaps he's waiting for the final results and peer review before claiming it as his own. A wee bit premature I think Mikey.

Also stunned by your assessment of the Gaza situation on Twitter. Showing your true colours there mate and they make me feel ill. 
It is about as vomit inducing as your dismissal of "scientific materialists." - Then you post what a total and utter hypocrite.
Mike Bara being the caring, non materialistic human being we know he is. Fucking wanker.
Kindest Regards

Friday, 1 August 2014

Face - what face

The best ever face pic. Credit NASA.

Hi Mike,

Here is the image you refuse to use or address in any rational sense.
Where are the tear ducts, where are the eyes or nostrils. In fact where is the face.
I even cropped and rotated it for you Mike. Where is the evidence of your claims.
Or did NASA really "nuke it" to save us all from a public meltdown and world revolution?

Man, you are so confused, so wrong, so gullible. Or you are simply a plain old huckster trying to fleece the daft. Whatever you are you are NOT an engineer so quit claiming to be such. It is embarrassing for real engineers to be corralled with such a dunce.

Kindest Regards