Thursday, 24 April 2014

Mike Bara - Smug Bastard

Hi Mike,

Remember you were so smug about the fame, the girls, the cars, the money etc..etc...
Here's a few choice quotes regarding your all bullshit tv show Uncovering Aliens.
Not quite reason to be smug Mikey boy.

Of the latest batch of UFO related shows, this is the absolute worst. Sensationalistic, unscientific, garbage. 4 so-called "experts"
spout off lots of hair-brained theories without any real evidence or documentation to back it up. I've seen two episodes and that's
enough for me to never, ever watch this show again.

They're just a bunch of amateur jerks who knew the right peoples to get their own show. Some people do a better job making YouTube videos
without getting paid.

I've never seen a more pathetic show on Television. What scientific qualifications do these people have?

Of all the lame, tedious insults to intelligence "reality TV" has foisted on audiences, this is the worst. Four people who are supposed
to be intelligent, sophisticated researchers sit around slack-jawed with awe listening to any kind of bunk coming from "witnesses," as if
the four just fell off the back of the pumpkin truck.

Take a 40 minute walk instead of wasting your time watching this trash.

What nut-hut did they find these clowns in? Where does Smith's accent come from anyway, it mutates during the show from Australian to
English to American depending on the length of statement he's making and the number of syllables in a word.

I'm saying that my life is worse now, Having seen this. If you enjoy this poorly made show, you should be sterilized to keep the human
race from becoming less intelligent. I would rather watch 24 hour infomercials "Clockwork Orange" style than this mental junk food...and
I believe in alien life.

Kindest Regards

Fade to Black all ye hamsters

Hi Richard,

I was listening to a Coast episode from a while back where George asked you about the rodent on Mars.

You replied that NASA were responsible for putting out these fake images as a ploy to deflect from all the real stuff lying around. Where people would say ,"oh look there's a hamster," and assume that all the artifacts you claim to be scattered around are simply more pareidolia.

How much cake do you want to have and eat as well. It's like arguing with a know it all recalcitrant teenage brat. You simply move the goalposts when cornered.

Let me get this straight. NASA cannot be trusted and NASA can be trusted, but only when you know how to read between the lines. NASA airbrushes out ziggurats, miles high glass towers and UFO's. But NASA also airbrushes in iguanas and various forms of rodentia.

Have fun with your show. We will certainly have fun listening I am sure. You may  want to take a listen to Dr Robbins on Dark Matters Fade to Black.

Courtesy of the NASA airbrushing division.

Courtesy of Richard C. Hoagland, Mike Bara and Photoshop.


Hoagland: Death threats, rabbits and insanity.

Hi Richard,

I heard you accuse Gary Leggiere of making death threats towards you on C2C. You stated that you have evidence for that. Well I hope you do since Gary is now talking about getting lawyers involved.

You had lapdog Noory cut him off. Brilliant defence really !!!!!

I also heard you tell Noory that Gary was insane. I happen to know that Robin and you tried to have him dragged off to the loony bin. And that Robin posed as a real doctor.  Not only that, but she also pretended to be Gary's primary physician. I don't know about the USA, but I can tell you that here in Scotland that is a crime that would warrant jail time.

I hope Gary does take you to court. I really do. There will be a queue as long as the stream of bullshit you have been peddling over the years lining up as witnesses for the prosecution. You can count me in for sure.

Oh, and the Jade Rabbit analysis was hilarious. Amplified noise is NOT glass domes for fuck sake.

Kindest Regards