Aiming the grammar nazi gun at Hoaxland for shits n' giggles

Hi Richard,

The below quote was taken from The Enterprise Mission website.

"For those who have forgotten just how important a "tetrahedron" truly is -- symbolizing an entire field of "suppressed science" per our ~decades-long, Enterprise milti-disciplinary investigations of "Hyperdimensional Physics."

I know that you are leery of making changes to your website. Changes such as deleting Von Braun's secret. Since your mathematics are demonstrably wrong and falsify your own hypothesis. Which I find hilarious by the way. Changes such as deleting the whole table of coincidence nonsense since it has been falsified completely.

Do you think deleting wrong content would be a hammer blow to your credibility ?

I would suggest that leaving wrong content on the website and still trying to flog it off as real when you know it to be fake deals a far bigger blow to your credibility.

Are you a sociopath ?

So if you refuse to correct utterly wrong mathematics, would it be too much to correct a typo.

Kindest Regards

DJE

Mike Bara - Smug Bastard

Hi Mike,

Remember you were so smug about the fame, the girls, the cars, the money etc..etc...

Here's a few choice quotes regarding your all bullshit tv show Uncovering Aliens.

Not quite reason to be smug Mikey boy.


Of the latest batch of UFO related shows, this is the absolute worst. Sensationalistic, unscientific, garbage. 4 so-called "experts"
spout off lots of hair-brained theories without any real evidence or documentation to back it up. I've seen two episodes and that's
enough for me to never, ever watch this show again.

They're just a bunch of amateur jerks who knew the right peoples to get their own show. Some people do a better job making YouTube videos
without getting paid.

I've never seen a more pathetic show on Television. What scientific qualifications do these people have?

Of all the lame, tedious insults to intelligence "reality TV" has foisted on audiences, this is the worst. Four people who are supposed
to be intelligent, sophisticated researchers sit around slack-jawed with awe listening to any kind of bunk coming from "witnesses," as if
the four just fell off the back of the pumpkin truck.

Take a 40 minute walk instead of wasting your time watching this trash.

What nut-hut did they find these clowns in? Where does Smith's accent come from anyway, it mutates during the show from Australian to
English to American depending on the length of statement he's making and the number of syllables in a word.

I'm saying that my life is worse now, Having seen this. If you enjoy this poorly made show, you should be sterilized to keep the human
race from becoming less intelligent. I would rather watch 24 hour infomercials "Clockwork Orange" style than this mental junk food...and
I believe in alien life.

Kindest Regards

DJE

Fade to Black all ye hamsters

Hi Richard,

I was listening to a Coast episode from a while back where George asked you about the rodent on Mars.

You replied that NASA were responsible for putting out these fake images as a ploy to deflect from all the real stuff lying around. Where people would say ,"oh look there's a hamster," and assume that all the artifacts you claim to be scattered around are simply more pareidolia.

How much cake do you want to have and eat as well. It's like arguing with a know it all recalcitrant teenage brat. You simply move the goalposts when cornered.

Let me get this straight. NASA cannot be trusted and NASA can be trusted, but only when you know how to read between the lines. NASA airbrushes out ziggurats, miles high glass towers and UFO's. But NASA also airbrushes in iguanas and various forms of rodentia.

Have fun with your show. We will certainly have fun listening I am sure. You may  want to take a listen to Dr Robbins on Dark Matters Fade to Black.

 

Courtesy of the NASA airbrushing division.

Courtesy of Richard C. Hoagland, Mike Bara and Photoshop.

DJE

Hoagland: Death threats, rabbits and insanity.

Hi Richard,

I heard you accuse Gary Leggiere of making death threats towards you on C2C. You stated that you have evidence for that. Well I hope you do since Gary is now talking about getting lawyers involved.

You had lapdog Noory cut him off. Brilliant defence mate...no really !!!!!

I also heard you tell Noory that Gary was insane. I happen to know that Robin and you tried to have him dragged off to the loony bin. And that Robin posed as a real doctor.  Not only that, but she also pretended to be Gary's primary physician. I don't know about the USA, but I can tell you that here in Scotland that is a crime that would warrant jail time.

I hope Gary does take you to court. I really do. There will be a queue as long as the stream of bullshit you have been peddling over the years lining up as witnesses for the prosecution. You can count me in for sure.

Oh, and the Jade Rabbit analysis was hilarious. Amplified noise is NOT glass domes for fuck sake.

Kindest Regards

DJE

Kicking it to the Pseudo Scientists

    “Are Richard C. Hoagland and Mike Bara liars, or merely mistaken?”

   

Kiddie gaming forums and NASA

There is a one-mile square ziggurat on the Moon. Or so Hoagland and Bara would have us believe. An astonishing, astounding, heart pounding revelation of ancient alien technology right on our own doorstep. Until you realise that the veracity of the above must surely be suspect given the source.

 Not only the source of the information but the source of the evidence itself. You see, the photograph of the ziggurat was found by Mike Bara on a children’s video game forum named, “Call of Duty Zombies.” It is a well-known fake by a hoaxer named kksamurai. Who earlier this year admitted to having faked the image over a decade ago. End of story.
   

Well not quite. Mike Bara sent the faked image to his former co-author Richard C. Hoagland who further “enhanced” the image with Photoshop before declaring it to be real. Bara went even further and dedicated book-space to it in his horribly error-laden

scrawl, “Ancient Aliens on the Moon.”

When challenged regarding the authenticity of the photograph both Hoagland and Bara countered by claiming that all other images of the same location taken by Japan, Europe and NASA had been tampered with to hide the ziggurat.  However, the image that Bara had found on a children’s gaming site was the only untouched image in the public domain.

   
While this is of course preposterous, and the kind of unfalsifiable nonsense that both Hoagland and Bara are wont to belch forth. One has to remember that the list of factual crimes committed by Hoagland and Bara is as long as Hoagland’s forked tongue.

    

Comets bullshit physics and homophobia

It is not the first time, nor will it be the last that Hoagland and Bara have put false information in the public domain. Mike Bara tells us that centrifugal force would flatten us like pancakes were it not for the Moon’s calming influence and that light can penetrate our deepest oceans before being reflected off the ocean floor and back into space. Ridiculous I hear you shout. And you would be of course correct. But Bara did actually claim the above and had these “facts” committed to print.

    

When challenged Mike Bara responded by calling this author a cunt, and suggesting that I should be a suitable homosexual partner for John Travolta. Apparently Mike takes great exception to being proved horribly, horribly wrong.

  

Hoagland, while not being as rude as Bara, is certainly more intelligent, and likes pretending to be a scientist. Bara likes to pretend to be an engineer. Between them, the comedy of errors both in print and via interview are many, varied and highly entertaining in their mirth.

    

Hoagland told us that Comet Elenin was a hyper-dimensionally shielded, intelligently guided spaceship of some type. No, I am not making this up.

Hoagland however certainly is. He then went on to inform us that this space craft had been sent to Earth from Earth 13,000 years ago by the “Shem Su Hor”, or “Followers of Horus” to bring a message to humanity in modern times.  He also asserted that President Obama is a member of the Shem Su Hor, and will be the President that discloses an ET presence to humanity. Whatever the message was, it was not made public, nor did ET show up on Pennsylvania Avenue.     

Mike Bara claimed that he was confident he could prove that there were no such things as the laws of physics. He claimed that Newton’s laws of motion only work if the object being measured doesn’t rotate. He claimed that Werner Von Braun, “snuck” a couple of extra terms into the Tsiolkovsky rocket equation without the engineers noticing and that this accounted for the over performance of Explorer I. The list goes on and gets no less disgraceful. Once again I  must reiterate, “I am not making this shit up.”

   

    

    

 Conclusion:

  Richard C. Hoagland and Mike Bara are indeed liars.

Mikey Round 2.

Here are a couple of posts Mikey boy allowed on his Blog and replied to.

BinaryspellbookOctober 7, 2013 at 11:10 AM

Why do you consistently refuse to debate me 1v1 Mike. Instead you tuck tail and run like a wee pansy shouting "you are a HOMO."

Scared of engineers Mikey love ?

Chikenshit yellow belly. With nothing to back up his big mouth.
Lets debate centrifugal force you fraud.

Kindest regards
DJE

Mike BaraOctober 8, 2013 at 2:38 PM

Because A) You are not important enough for me to debate; and B) you have no ideas of your own. All you can do is repeat what others have told you, because you're not bright enough to figure it out yourself.

Mike BaraOctober 8, 2013 at 2:41 PM

Where you once again prove what an idiot you are...

And I know you failed to notice, but in my crushing destruction of your precious Dr. Robbins above, I didn't mention any of the subjects you raise. If you can't come up some better defense of the subject at hand than challenging me to duel, don't post.

Pure loathing,

Mike

No debate forthcoming since Bara has the brains of a mouse.

Mikey boy strikes back

In a letter to the chief pseudo scientist RCH on which I was cc'd Bara wrote:





"Derek loony-tunes response to my latest dismantling of poor, hapless Stuart Robbins. He's so lame he can't even address the issues in my post. I mean, is he seriously challenging me to a duel or something?




You notice how these clowns never actually try and refute the evidence at hand? They just change the subject and pretend they didn't pwned.


What a nut..."


In response to my email below:





Hi Mike,

I notice that you make reference to protocols in your latest bloggery. Scientific protocols. Are you aware that your friend and former co-author RCH has never ONCE met the rigorous protocols required by the scientific method in his torsion field experiments.

NO baseline
NO control
NO raw data released
Off scale graphs
NO calibration

Dr Robbins outlined very well on his site how such an experiment should be set up. You, and Richard, would do well to read it. If those criteria were met, then perhaps real engineers and scientists like myself and Dr Robbins would take note.
If you really were an engineer like you claim (incidentally I don't believe that for a nano second) you would realise that Hoagland's experiments are worthless.

Oh and loved the claim that having a tattoo makes you more badass. In fact I am still laughing. Perhaps you could be more badass scientifically rather than pretending to be some tough guy. Which you clearly are not.

That whole diatribe about Dr Robbins was very telling Mikey. I think you lack confidence in a seriously debilitating way. Causing you to strike out with pathetic high school level insults instead of debate.

One of your best yet was saying on radio, "I think Von Braun snuck in a couple of extra terms into the equation without anyone noticing." What utter nonsense, and further proof of the fact you are no more an engineer than I am Elvis.

Utterly pathetic.

Just in case I don't manage to make one of your lectures in the US next year. Do you have any plans to come to Britain. I'd really love to have a little chat one on one Mike to discuss our scientific differences. Anywhere anytime just you and me. I'm guessing you don't have the balls for that. Prove me wrong Mr Badass.

Kindest Regards
DJE


Followed up by:










Hi Mike,


Thanks for the reply.

I have asked you many times to debate me 1v1. You have never accepted. This is not dueling. I have challenged you on many issues, none of which you will debate with me. Please re-read your diatribe against Dr Robbins. Count the insults directed at him by you. I think the loathing is coming from your direction Mike.


I maintain you do not have the balls to debate me. All those "typos" you claim are not typos. You were simply wrong and are trying to wriggle out. I'm curious to hear how you will wriggle out of asserting that light can penetrate our deepest oceans, be reflected off the ocean bed and back into space. Why don't we use that as a debate starting point ?

Kindest Regards

DJE


AND:


Hi Mike,

Since you have deemed me "too unimportant" to debate. Perhaps you would care to read the below quote:

Light absorption in the sea reduces the amount of visible light rapidly with depth.


Also note that absorption is greatest for the long wavelengths of light (measured in millionths of a meter or in microns " µ ") and somewhat less so for shorter wavelengths of light.




The colors that you can see beneath the sea depend on the wavelength of light available to illuminate an object.

A common observation is that a white plate will appear light blue underwater, because the long wavelengths of light, which include the red colors, have been absorbed in the surface water and only shorter wavelengths of light associated with blue colors remain to illuminate underwater objects.Also, the intensity of this light decreases rapidly with water depth, for example,


only 73% of the surface light reaches a depth of 1 centimeter (less than a half inch)
only 44.5% of the surface light reaches a depth of 1 meter (3.3 feet)
22.2% of the surface light reaches a depth of 10 meters (33 feet)
0.53% of the surface light reaches a depth of 100 meters (330 feet)
0.0062% of the surface light reaches a depth of 200 meters


Bottom line -- most of the light is absorbed or scattered within the top few meters of the ocean.

Indeed by 100 to 200 meters deep, virtually all of the solar radiation has been absorbed......remember that the abyssal plains, which cover the vast majority of the ocean basin, are between 4000 and 5500 meters deep, consequently the vast majority of the ocean is dark and cold!!!.

[Source: HERE]

How do you reconcile the above with what you wrote....

"the clouds are the highest in the atmosphere, meaning that they are reflecting more light back to the camera and at a faster rate. Since they are returning more light, the clouds are the lightest. The surface areas ... are darker, because they are a bit further away from the camera than the clouds and therefore the light has to travel further before it is reflected back. The deep blue oceans are therefore the darkest, because the light has to travel all the way to the ocean floor before it is reflected back to the camera."


Shouldn't you now apologise for being wrong and issue a retraction. I don't think you will get away with calling the above nonsense YET ANOTHER typo.


Don't these publishers ever employ fact checkers, technical editors, something, anything, to weed out codswallop. Bullseye for you Mike, apparently they do not. Fortunately there are publishers who do. Unfortunately for you they would never be associated with the tripe you have penned in the past. Must do better, try harder, perhaps you will wise up and start actually checking "facts" before simply making them up.

The real reason you won't debate me is that you are terrified of being exposed as the sciolist you are. It has nothing to do with my importance or lack of it.

Using ad hominem as you are wont to resort to when cornered like a weasel really displays your lack of knowledge and personal insecurity. You pander to the gullible and daft with "witty insults" and nothing substantial to back up your claims.



The eccentricity of Mars' orbit is a classic example. You are 100% wrong, yet still claim to be right. Do the maths Mikey. Calculate the max/min distance to Earth from Mars if Mars had a perfectly circular orbit. Go on, do it. If you can. Your argument falls flat on it's arse right there.


All that aside. I really cannot wait to hear how you weasel out of the "light and oceans" disgrace. Oh, and I'm still waiting for you to prove there are no such things as the laws of physics. I am sure you remember making that claim.

Kindest Regards to you and your "internet wife."

DJE






He will not of course reply and address the issues. More likely call me a homo and run like a chicken from debate. Fucking arsehole.