Thursday, 8 May 2014

More bullshit that you could wave a stick at.

Hi Richard,

 Please find attached an image that would look real good on your webpage.

I might make another one for Mike Bara, but he has a LOT of catching up to do.

I mean you have been talking shite for "literally decades now George". Mike perhaps only a few years.

Kindest Regards
DJE

Nuts, Bolts, Kardashev, and Moonbat Hoagland.

Hi Richard,

Something has always bothered me the way you use the Kardashev scale to quantify this alleged "type II" civilisation you claim once inhabited the solar system.

Let's for a moment assume that these images you claim to see artifacts in are in fact real. And not as most sensible people assume, just random noise and photoshop manipulation by yourself and Mike Bara.

Imagine they were real. Why would this magnificent type II civilisation be using beams and girders, and bolts, and  struts, and all the other present day building techniques you claim to see.

It doesn't make sense. I would have thought that a civilisation that was capable of harnessing the output of an entire star would be using something much more exotic, and perhaps even more exotic than we can imagine, rather than nuts, bolts, girders and struts.

Kindest Regards
DJE

Tuesday, 6 May 2014

Stunning Confirmatory Evidence.....

........That Richard C. Hoagland has been caught yet again manipulating images via software and claiming to have found ancient alien artifacts and buildings........

Hi Richard,
Many thanks to "Dee" a regular poster at the Emoluments of Mars blog for the attached image.

See how she did that Richard ? - It's all there. Man you have been so caught. Just like your fellow joke engineer Bara got caught with his pathetic rendition of 'Data's Head' on YouTube.

Damn, what a pair of pranksters you guys are. I can't believe the pair of you are still getting airtime. But I guess that Noory will buy into just about everything.

I can't wait for the Dr Robbins vs Bara debate on C2C. Not that I expect Bara to debate. Even though he promised Noory that he would. Bara would be committing career suicide. Which would be a great thing for science in general.

Kindest Regards
DJE.

Aiming the grammar nazi gun at Hoaxland for shits n' giggles

Hi Richard,
The below quote was taken from The Enterprise Mission website.

"For those who have forgotten just how important a "tetrahedron" truly is -- symbolizing an entire field of "suppressed science" per our ~decades-long, Enterprise milti-disciplinary investigations of "Hyperdimensional Physics."

I know that you are leery of making changes to your website. Changes such as deleting Von Braun's secret. Since your mathematics are demonstrably wrong and falsify your own hypothesis. Which I find hilarious by the way. Changes such as deleting the whole table of coincidence nonsense since it has been falsified completely.
Do you think deleting wrong content would be a hammer blow to your credibility ?
I would suggest that leaving wrong content on the website and still trying to flog it off as real when you know it to be fake deals a far bigger blow to your credibility.

Are you a sociopath ?

So if you refuse to correct utterly wrong mathematics, would it be too much to correct a typo.

Kindest Regards
DJE

Thursday, 24 April 2014

Mike Bara - Smug Bastard

Hi Mike,

Remember you were so smug about the fame, the girls, the cars, the money etc..etc...
Here's a few choice quotes regarding your all bullshit tv show Uncovering Aliens.
Not quite reason to be smug Mikey boy.


Of the latest batch of UFO related shows, this is the absolute worst. Sensationalistic, unscientific, garbage. 4 so-called "experts"
spout off lots of hair-brained theories without any real evidence or documentation to back it up. I've seen two episodes and that's
enough for me to never, ever watch this show again.

They're just a bunch of amateur jerks who knew the right peoples to get their own show. Some people do a better job making YouTube videos
without getting paid.

I've never seen a more pathetic show on Television. What scientific qualifications do these people have?

Of all the lame, tedious insults to intelligence "reality TV" has foisted on audiences, this is the worst. Four people who are supposed
to be intelligent, sophisticated researchers sit around slack-jawed with awe listening to any kind of bunk coming from "witnesses," as if
the four just fell off the back of the pumpkin truck.

Take a 40 minute walk instead of wasting your time watching this trash.

What nut-hut did they find these clowns in? Where does Smith's accent come from anyway, it mutates during the show from Australian to
English to American depending on the length of statement he's making and the number of syllables in a word.

I'm saying that my life is worse now, Having seen this. If you enjoy this poorly made show, you should be sterilized to keep the human
race from becoming less intelligent. I would rather watch 24 hour infomercials "Clockwork Orange" style than this mental junk food...and
I believe in alien life.





Kindest Regards
DJE

Fade to Black all ye hamsters

Hi Richard,

I was listening to a Coast episode from a while back where George asked you about the rodent on Mars.

You replied that NASA were responsible for putting out these fake images as a ploy to deflect from all the real stuff lying around. Where people would say ,"oh look there's a hamster," and assume that all the artifacts you claim to be scattered around are simply more pareidolia.

How much cake do you want to have and eat as well. It's like arguing with a know it all recalcitrant teenage brat. You simply move the goalposts when cornered.

Let me get this straight. NASA cannot be trusted and NASA can be trusted, but only when you know how to read between the lines. NASA airbrushes out ziggurats, miles high glass towers and UFO's. But NASA also airbrushes in iguanas and various forms of rodentia.

Have fun with your show. We will certainly have fun listening I am sure. You may  want to take a listen to Dr Robbins on Dark Matters Fade to Black.


 
Courtesy of the NASA airbrushing division.


















Courtesy of Richard C. Hoagland, Mike Bara and Photoshop.



DJE

Hoagland: Death threats, rabbits and insanity.

Hi Richard,

I heard you accuse Gary Leggiere of making death threats towards you on C2C. You stated that you have evidence for that. Well I hope you do since Gary is now talking about getting lawyers involved.

You had lapdog Noory cut him off. Brilliant defence mate...no really !!!!!

I also heard you tell Noory that Gary was insane. I happen to know that Robin and you tried to have him dragged off to the loony bin. And that Robin posed as a real doctor.  Not only that, but she also pretended to be Gary's primary physician. I don't know about the USA, but I can tell you that here in Scotland that is a crime that would warrant jail time.

I hope Gary does take you to court. I really do. There will be a queue as long as the stream of bullshit you have been peddling over the years lining up as witnesses for the prosecution. You can count me in for sure.

Oh, and the Jade Rabbit analysis was hilarious. Amplified noise is NOT glass domes for fuck sake.

Kindest Regards
DJE