All Quiet on the Woostern Front.

It's been unusually quiet on the Woo front these past few weeks. Nobody (not even David Wilcock) has claimed that human ascension into light beings is imminent (again). I'm pretty disappointed in that. Usually, at this time of year, I am still patiently waiting to ascend. I want to be a light-being dammit!

Richard C. Hoagland has his internet radio show that is still on the air, despite many financial issues and the fact that Hoagland fucked off Art Bell by his unprofessional and narcissistic behaviour. Art Bell even went as far as to launch a broadside against Hoagland on the Bellgab forum. If you really want to see just how far Hoagland has fallen. Simply check out his thread on Bellgab. It's a long thread but shows Hoagland's initial success followed by his rapid demise because of his lunacy.

My recent favourite crock of shite spouted by Hoagland is that the recent storm that hit the USA was engineered by "those in the know" to "send a message" to "someone about something." His proof? - none whatsoever apart from mentioning HAARP.

Meanwhile, Mike Bara, Hoagland's former most trusted acolyte has been producing nothing apart from a couple of nut-hugging sessions with Jimmy Church on Fade to Black radio. True to form Mike is still insulting people on Twitter and banning those who do not agree with his evolution denials, his new found "Sitchin style" crap about the Annunaki, or even about football. Bara is also still trying to pretend he's a player, a casual hero, all round intellectual and converter of virgins. When in fact he is still advertising online for a girlfriend. Mikey boy has even gone as far as to post pictures of himself with a couple of attractive women at some conference. The intent here is clearly to suggest he's the real deal when it comes to bedding the ladies This is as wrong as the crap he writes in his books. Mikey boy doesn't realise that Women do not like being called cunts too ugly to reproduce and that Men turn to stone when they gaze upon their ugliness. Yes, folks, Mike did say that to a female critic who called him out on his disgraceful attempts at science. I don't like Mike.

Mike Bara: Not a nice man.

Update: As Dr Stu Robbins pointed out, Bara went with the new proposed Planet 9 hypothesis. Bara was then given the Expat treatment here, and Dr Robbins wrote about the proposed planet here.

Hoagland and Cassidy share prestigious "Pants on Fire" award.

Yes folks. The results are in, and who would have predicted that this year's award would have been such a closely fought contest.

Richard C. Hoagland and Kerry Cassidy will share this years POF award after an epic struggle of bullshittery, abject mendacity and propagating filthy big lies. Ms Cassidy ran Hoagland very close last year, but Hoagland rallied later with an absolute mountain load of utter gobshite about 200 mile high buildings on Pluto to trump Cassidy's claimed attempted assassination via scalar weaponry.

Fans of Mike Bara will note that poor Mikey boy came a rather disappointing third whilst Dr Steven Greer and David Wilcock (not surprisingly) brought up the rear.

BSB POF Poll results 2016.

2016 Pants on Fire Trophy.

The Batshit Crazy Poll.

Coincidence? - I think not.

Richard C. Hoagland. - Polymath.

Checklist for Dummies.

Hoagland et al immunisation advice.

Hoagland's Schtick for Dummies.

A new method is required when attempting to educate Richard C. Hoagland's brainwashed audience. A simple graphical approach might do the trick. As unlikely as it may sound, perhaps one or two of the "Branch Hoaglandia Church of Dunce" can unlearn the utter poppycock that Hoagland has spoonfed them over his many decades of abject mendacity. Image credits: NASA/ESA.

Here goes.....

Comet Hale-Bopp - Ancient Spaceship.

Comet 67/P - Ancient Spaceship.

Comet Hartley 2 - Ancient Spaceship

Phobos - Ancient Spaceship.

Deimos - Ancient Spaceship.

ISS - Real Spaceship

In case anyone was wondering why Ancient Spaceship 67/P is outgassing material into space. Since this is not a comet but an ancient spaceship, Hoagland states that "the life support system, which contains all the necessary gases to do its job are sublimating into space." Well spank my arse and call me Susan. I would never have guessed. Hoagland must be some kind of genius.

Case closed you might imagine. But I doubt it.

The cult of Richard C. Hoagland and his deluded followers.

Today I read a most excellent blog post by our very own most excellent Dr Stuart Robbins regarding Richard C. Hoagland's decades-long demonstrable mendacity. I highly recommend giving it a read.

It got me thinking. Just how long has Hoagland been spouting terrible lies and living in his Walter Mitty world pretending to be a scientist? - Of course, the face on Mars was where Hoagland started his monster extrapolations.

Face on Mars: Credit NASA

As one can see from the above high-resolution image there is no face. Then I spotted an image posted on a pro-Hoagland facebook group.

The original 1976 Viking orbiter image with added monkey-guy.

There followed a discussion where people absolutely, positively, believe everything Hoagland has stated about the face. Impossible as it may seem, there are still people who are so wrapped up in Hoagland's lies, that no evidence, and I really mean NO evidence will convince them that;

• Hoagland is in no way a scientist.
• Hoagland has no degree of any kind. In fact, a high school diploma is as good as it gets.
• NASA does not murder its own people.
• NASA did not "nuke" the face to make it less face-like.
• Hoagland's hyperdimensional torsion field detector experiments are worthless junk science.
• Hoagland is plain wrong about the Chinese Moon landing findings.
• Hoagland deliberately manipulates images to "prove" his hypotheses.
• Hoagland accuses NASA/ESA/Russia/Japan/India of manipulating images to hide buildings.
• Hoagland wrote much of "The Monuments of Mars" in prison.
• Mike Bara wrote most of Dark Mission while Hoagland contented himself with preening.
• Hoagland will use any tragedy. Even if  human lives were lost. To try and shoehorn his insane ideas and pseudoscience into that tragedy. Hoagland will then claim that his torsion field physics could have prevented the disaster. 
• Hoagland claims that the same torsion field physics could have been used to CAUSE the disaster. He claims elites on one side are messaging other elites about Hoagland's physics by killing thousands of people.

The list could go on, and on, and on, and on......much like that bloviating fucking windbag Hoagland himself. It will never cease to disappoint me that there are people who are still looking to images that are hundreds of times worse resolution and 40 years old to make a case for Hoagland. These same people refuse to even contemplate Hoagland could be wrong. Even when presented with irrefutable mathematical proof. 

I wonder if these people are the same poor saps who sent Hoagland money when he was at his E-begging best trying to raise money for a trip to Giza. He didn't get enough filthy lucre, abandoned the trip, and instead went for a meal at a mountaintop restaurant with his fake doctor girlfriend. Where he claimed to have used the natural limestone of the mountain as a stand in for The Great Pyramid. Hoagland, of course, claimed to have obtained stunning results. Which isn't surprising, since Hoagland always gets stunning results. He is GUARANTEED to get stunning results every time he opens up his laptop and switches on his toy apparatus. He will tell you this himself. In a round about way. If you have an hour or two to spend hanging around while he finally gets to the fucking point.

One can only wonder what utter balderdash the Hoaxmeister will come up with in 2016. More of the same I hear you say. Indeed, it will. There will be more arcologies, more glass domes, more ancient spaceships that are NOT comets, and more NASA/ESA et al cover ups. Hoagland is nothing if he's not predictable.